SOLD OUT :: Amused Moose Kings Cross comedy show, plus The Water Rats Venue's New Years Eve celebration and party night.

SOLD OUT .... SOLD OUT .... SOLD OUT .... SOLD OUT .... SOLD OUT The Water Rats front bar and restaurant will be open by 6o'clock, with food into the early hours. At 7.45pm the Theatre Bar opens for the Amused Moose Kings Cross comedy show starting at 8.15pm, which features the excellent stand-up talents of

Ian Stone  (Mock The Week)  
David Whitney  (“Gruff, topical and reliably entertaining”: Independent)  
Tamar Broadbent  ('Best New Comedy Song' awardwinner)  
Archie Maddocks  ("Charming and absolutely hilarious")  

Amused Moose Kings Cross

... is excited to present four outstanding stand-up comedians who will set your New Years Eve off to a great start at The Water Rats, probably the most iconic and unique venue within miles. 
Entertaining you in their inimitable styles will be the always laughter-rich funnybones of Ian Stone, Tamar Broadbent, David Whitney and Archie Maddocks
And that's just the beginning of your NYE fun at The Water Rats, the legendary fringe theatre, comedy and music venue which launched Oasis in London and Bob Dylan in the UK.  
There's more info about that on and thewaterratslondon on facebook


  • Delight not only in the mirth, but a BAGPIPER at the end of the comedy show.

  • Aftershow there's fun NYE party music (indie and pop classics mixed with contemporary hits) from Borderline's Amped DJs until 3am.

  • Midnight celebrations include the Big Ben Countdown and Fireworks on the big screen, and Auld Lang Syne - it will be great!

  • Special NYE menu available throughout, with discount from 6pm to 9.30pm

ARRIVE at "The Water Rats" as soon as you like before 8pm to maybe have a pre-show meal (see below for menu), an early drink or two (see drinks tariff beneath the menu), before claiming your seats for showtime at 8.15pm.  (Arriving late* is fine but you'll miss some of the show of course). 
          If you can't bring a print-out of your booking that's fine if its on your phone. 
          Or bring your booking reference and s
how your credit/debit card that you paid with.

Friends arriving separately can be seated together for the comedy even if you have booked tickets separately*, if the first ones to arrive know how many will be in the group

FOOD throughout New Years Eve (10% comedy-goer discount on food from 6pm to 9.30pm)

MEAT BOARD for 2 to share
  English Smoked Ham, Chicken Liver Parfait/Roasted Fig in Pancetta, Chutney and Garlic Mayo Dip,
  Coarse Game Terrine, Charcuterie of the moment, with Crusty Bread & Butter:  £15.95

FISH BOARD for 2 to share
  Spicy Crab Cake, Smoked Mackerel, Marinated Seafood Salad, Salmon Ceviche, Horseradish Dip and
  Wasabi Pea Puree, Rare Tuna in Sesame Seeds (Sashimi Style), with Crusty Bread & Butter:  £15.95

VEG BOARD for 2 to share
  Risotto & Butternut Squash Cake, Goat Cheese Crouton Stuffed Mushroom with Spinach in Garlic,
  Chutney & Creme Fraiche Dip, Grilled Autumn Vegetables Salad tossed in Pesto,
  Wild Mushroom Remequin in Dijon Cream, with Crusty Bread & Butter:  £12.95

  A selection of British & Continental Cheese served with Fig Jam, Apples, Biscuits & Bread.
  Choice of 3, 6 OR 9 cheeses:  £6.95 / £13 / £20

FISH of the day with Chips & Mushy Peas or New Potatoes & Seasonal Vegetables:  £7 / £12
STEAK: 8oz Sirloin with New Potatoes & Vegetables or Chips & Salad:  £15
BURGER: Minced Steak Burger, Chips, Salad & Coleslaw:  £10

VEGETARIAN: Field Mushroom in a bun, Cheddar Cheese, Coleslaw & Chips:  £8
VEGETARIAN: Risotto, seasonal vegetables, parmesan & truffle oil:   £6 / £10

CLUB SANDWICH: Smoked Chicken, Bacon, Tomato, Lettuce:  £6

Bar Snack: Soft Boiled Smoked Chicken Scotch Egg:  £4
Bar Snack: Sweet & Sour Pork Ribs:  £4
Bar Snack: Chilli Chicken Wings:  £4

New Baby Potatoes:  £4.95
Seasonal Roasted Vegetables Glazed in Honey & Poppy Seeds:  £4.95
Autumn Salad with Mustard Dressing:  £4.95
Homemade Chips:  £3.95
Homemade Coleslaw:  £3.50


     Amused Moose Kings Cross,
     The Water Rats Venue,

        (Tube and rail station: Kings Cross, just 5 mins walk away)


  • The party and celebration are arranged by The Water Rats Venue
    so for more information about the NYE party etc go their website and facebook page (above)
  • Amused Moose Comedy information line is 020 7287 3727


Strictly no under 18's; be sure to bring photo ID if there is any possibility of doubt

Seating* for comedy nights can never be absolutely guaranteed, so late arrivals as always at sell-out comedy gigs may have to stand. 

Because of potential annoyance to others, single gender groups of eight or more will not be admitted, and anyone causing a nuisance or disturbance during the comedy will be required to leave.  No refunds will be made to anyone who is excluded.

While every effort is made to ensure that the comedians who appear are those named above, occasionally performers may unexpectedly become unavailable, so do check if you are coming to see a particular comedian. Neither the unavailable comedian nor Amused Moose Comedy accept any liability in respect of their non-appearance/replacement, but Amused Moose Comedy will do all possible to replace them with another comedian of similar or higher standing

NB: No refund will be made in any of these circumstances because it is assumed that anyone coming along is aware of, and having booked accepts, these terms.

At Amused Moose Kings Cross

The Water Rats theatre
328 Grays Inn Road, London WC1X 8BZ

( 5 minutes stroll from Kings Cross tube and mainline station )




  31 December 2015